Allah makes you suffer through what you can handle.
Giant Python can open doors by itself
> Is it just me or did that “good job” have a little bit of the crazy in it.
> You would think that being almost entirely made of muscle would give it the ability to lower itself to the ground in a reasonable manner. Nope.
> Well this is just one more fucking thing I have to worry about now.
> That’s not OK.
> The way she says “Good job” at the end makes me think she’s training this snake for some sort of elaborate heist…
> I burst out laughing. That “THWACK” is so good.
> I’m sorry, but DID SOMEONE JUST TEACH MOTHA*******’ SNAKES HOW TO USE MOTHA*******’ DOORS?!?
> That’s terrifying.
Guard your heart, but don’t let it harden to the point where it can’t break a little when it learns of the injustice done to another human being.
a moment of silence for all the food we’ve dropped
You have some serious issues if you didn’t like kal ho naa ho.
- Me: oh thats cute
- *checks price tag*
- Me: no its not
why cant we bring beds to school
